If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.#Chuck Norris#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money.#Chuck Norris#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.#Chuck Norris#Money#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Chuck Norris once sneezed on a woman at the bank and got her pregnant#Chuck Norris#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Money doesn't grow on trees. Your move, multinational agricultural biotechnology corporations.#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp