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Chuck Norris Never get tired of Chuck Norris facts, I would say jokes but I might wake up to a roundhouse to the face... 1. When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital. 2. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. 3. Michael Jackson could do the Moonwalk on Earth, but Chuck Norris can do the Earthwalk on the moon. 4. Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon or an apple. 5. Human blood types are usually 0+, A+, o

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Chuck Norris's password is the last 9 digits of pi. Chuck Norris can divide by 0. Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice Chuck Norris can cross a vector with a scalar Chuck Norris is so tough he can draw a circle with exactly 100 degrees. Chuck Norris is so badass he can find value of a variable in an expansion without factoring the coefficient within the expansion. Chuck Norris is so tough he can draw an isosceles triangle with four perfectly identical vertices Chuck Norris is so tough h

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