Drank too much Red Bull and puked in some bushes, now three of them are breakdancing and one is taking me hang gliding next weekend.#Red Bull0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Boss: "We are all going to have a bunch of Red Bull, bust out the chest of Adderall, be laser focused for about 4 hours, then die."#Red Bull#Work#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I mixed coffee with Red Bull, now I can see the invisible things my kitten pounces on.#Red Bull#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Bruce Willis pours a can of Red Bull onto his flower bed then drinks 8 gallons of water out of a watering can before realising his mistake#Bruce Willis#Red Bull0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
College is just a clever marketing ploy by Starbucks and Red Bull#Starbucks#Red Bull#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife said that we need to have a talk after my 2 year old goes down for a nap so I filled her sippy cup with Red Bull.#Red Bull#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Red bull gives you crippling heart palpitations just doesn't have the same ring to it.#Red Bull#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why is it the the people who drink the most Red Bull are the people who seem to have the least going on?#Red Bull#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Accidentally put Red Bull in my coffee maker this morning. I was going 130 mph down the interstate when I realized that I forgot my car.#Red Bull#Driving0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Two cans of Red Bull may give you x-ray vision, but five cans give you the ability to hear oxygen.#Red Bull#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Things Red Bull has given me: 1) jitters 2) diarrhea 3) a heart attack Things Red Bull has not given me: 1) wings#Red Bull#Things Red Bull#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Grey Goose and Red Bull, because two sets of wings is better than one.#Red Bull#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Someone broke into my local corner shop and stole 30 cases of Red Bull last night Honestly, I don't know how these people sleep at night#Red Bull0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Red Bull gives you wings... Unless you're a unicorn. If you're a unicorn Red Bull gives you fins. .... Please tell me at least *someone* got that obscure punchline.#Red Bull0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I put Red Bull in the hummingbird feeder. I'm pretty sure I just saw one go back in time...#Red Bull#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The Air-force Cadets get Red Bull in their ration packs Because apparently it gives them wings#Red Bull#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Butterfly I saw a butterfly with no wings today. I poured some Red Bull on it and BAM... it drowned#Red Bull#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife asked me what happened to the hamster. I told her I put Red Bull in its water bottle ""Oh, so you're going to tell me it grew wings and flew away?"" ""No,"" I said. ""It died.""#Red Bull#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp