Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer... Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris Never get tired of Chuck Norris facts, I would say jokes but I might wake up to a roundhouse to the face... 1. When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital. 2. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. 3. Michael Jackson could do the Moonwalk on Earth, but Chuck Norris can do the Earthwalk on the moon. 4. Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon or an apple. 5. Human blood types are usually 0+, A+, o…

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs... In the ocean? Bob. At your door? Matt. Being thrown out of a car? Skip. At a baseball game? Chuck. In a meat grinder? Frank. In your mailbox? Bill. On your wall? Arty. On a chalkboard? Drew. In a mug? Joe.

chuck norris's daughter had her virginity stolen:chuck norris stole it back