A young mechanic... A young mechanic was working on a car when the lift broke, and the car fell and severed his arm. Now severely depressed because he had one arm, loved to golf, and couldn't afford a prosthetic arm, decided "well, this is it. This is my end... I will kill myself because I can't play golf nor afford an arm". So one day, the mechanic goes to the tallest building in his town, takes the elevator all the way up to the roof. He stands on the ledge, crying, as he's about to jump to h…

I turn into a Mexican soccer announcer when in driving in traffic GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's your name? SIENNA Where you from, Sienna? MALIBU Do you like sports? GOLF You're just replying w car brands aren't you? FORD F-SERIES

If you carry a baseball bat in your car, you should carry a glove too. Your lawyer will thank you.