Malibu Jokes

I keep my fitbit in the original box same as I do my special edition Malibu Barbie.

What's your name? SIENNA Where you from, Sienna? MALIBU Do you like sports? GOLF You're just replying w car brands aren't you? FORD F-SERIES

I can't figure out if I'm drinking Malibu rum or licking sun tan lotion off skin.

How do you make a Chevy Malibu float? Pour a glass of soda and add two scoops of Chevy Malibu

Dad told me this one This guy went Christmas shopping for his daughter. She said she wanted a Barbie. Typical right? Well he went to the toy store and went looking for a couple Barbies. He grabbed the Malibu Barbie, Katniss Barbie and the holland Barbie. As he was leaving the isle he saw a divorce Barbie. It had a $299 price tag so he asked the lady why is this one so much more than the rest. And the lady replied, ""we'll for starters it comes with kens cars, kens house and kens testicals on a k…

1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is L. A. 2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 a.m. to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00 p.m. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning. 3. The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 85 mph. On the 105 or 110, your speed is expected to match the highway number. Anything less is considered ""Wussy."" 4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. L A has its own version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks w…

A woman was shopping for her daughters birthday. She asked the salss girl the price of some Barbie dolls. "This Barbie is $16.99," the girl said. "If you want something a little nicer, Malibu Barbie is $24.99. Or you can get Divorce Barbie for $169.99." "Why is Divorce Barbie so expensive" the mother asked. "Well," the sales girl said "Divorce Barbie comes with Ken's house and car."