I keep my fitbit in the original box same as I do my special edition Malibu Barbie.

I can't figure out if I'm drinking Malibu rum or licking sun tan lotion off skin.

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car? A Corps vet in a Corvette.

Last night, my Chevy was bitten by a vampire. Now it's Vlad the Impala.