Chuck Norris Joke. Why does Mona Lisa smiling? The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

When Chuck Norris is pulled over, cops show him their IDs

My dream girl? Dirty blond hair, strong arms, cold eyes, immaculately shaped facial hair, no remorse -Are you describing Chuck Norris? Yes

When life handed Chuck Norris lemons, he made chocolate pudding.