Willy Jokes

The dream of a every man with a fat belly... Is to just look down and be able to see his willy.

More Romantic Than Funny, But Well... A: Knock Knock. B: Who's there? A: Willy. B: Willy who? A: Will you marry me?

Can someone give me a pun about death of a salesman. preferably about willy, but anything will do

Free Willy.....Again?!?!?! Why da phuq! Did they have to ""free Willy"" so many f***ing times?!?!

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, ""Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but.... Something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it."" The man groans, but the doctor goes on, ""You've got $9000 in insurance compensa…

3 Mothers attend a psychiatrist As the 3 mothers sit with their children the psychiatrist begins to make his observations. To the first woman he says, "You have an obsession with money, that is why you named your daughter Penny." To the second woman he says, "You have an obsession with alcohol, that is why you named your daughter Brandy." While this is going on the third mother begins to hurry her son out of the door, "Come on Willy we'd better get going."

This lady decided it was time to learn how to play golf... This lady decided it was time to learn how to play golf and started taking lessons with the club pro. After a few lessons, she just couldn't get the hang of teeing off, due to her poor grip. Desperate, the pro suggested, "Don't be offended, but try holding the club as you would a man's willy." Blushing, she followed the pro's instruction and wallop! - The ball flies 300 yards straight down the fairway! "That was great," said the pr…

The pension office demanded my 86 year old grandfather prove his age. He had no copy of his birth certificate and his driver's license had long since expired. But, he went to the office and demanded to see his administrator. He took off his hat, showed his white hair and balding head and said, "There, is that proof enough I'm old enough to receive a pension?" The administrator agreed and cut him his check. He proudly returned home to show grandmother and she said, "Great, but you should have ta…

What's a whale without undies A free Willy

If a blind girl says you have a big willy… She’s probably just pulling your leg. ​ ​ Edit: Thanks guys for the upvotes and for the comments!

The brave man At the circus, the lion tamer strolls into the caged ring where there’s one huge lion. The brave tamer says to the audience, \- “Watch this.” He then walked up to the lion, opened its mouth and stuck his willy right in, then he slapped the lion on the head really hard and slowly removed his ‘boy bit’. Well the audience was very impressed, much applause and shouts of delight. \- “Now then, if there’s anyone out in the audience thinks they can do that, I’ll give them $500,…

What is Louis C.K's Favorite Movie? Free Willy.

A man has a £50 note tattooed on his willy His wife says to him ""Why have you done that!?"" He replies ""For one

5 minutes into watching willy wonka and the chocolate factory and I'm craving chocolate This is why I can't watch breaking bad

Why did dwarf laugh when he walked through a paddock? Because the grass tickled his willy :)

An elderly couple were competing in their golf club's annual seniors' tournament. On the final hole, the wife had to make a six-inch putt to tie with the leading score, but she missed and they lost out on their chance of victory. In the car on their way home, the husband was still angry about the miss. "I can't believe you didn't hole that putt," he snapped. "It was no longer than my willy!" "Yes, dear," she replied. "But it was much harder!"

An older couple are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing in a playoff hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt that the wife has to make. She takes her stance and her husband can see her trembling. She putts and misses, they lose the match. On the way home in the car her husband is fuming, "I can't believe you missed that putt!" "That putt was no longer than my 'willy'." The wife just looked over at her husband and smiled and said, "yes dear, but it was much harder!".