ADVICE FROM RON - A RETIRED HUSBAND It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman. My name is Ron. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Carol Anne to get a full-time job, along with he…

My grandpa told me this one... So an older couple is discussing the inevitable matter of death. The wife asks her husband, "If I die before you do, will you remarry?" To which the husband replies, "Well, I don't want to be lonely for the rest of my life, so yes." The wife then asks, "What about the house? Will you live in the same house?" And the husband says, "Well, I suppose, I mean, it's already paid for." The wife, getting a little protective, asks, "And what about my car? Will she drive my…

Golf is fun While driving too fast on #16 hole at the golf course, a retired but handsome gentleman accidentally overturned his cart late one March afternoon. An attractive female who lives in a huge house right on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: -“Are you OK?” “I’m gonna live, just bruised up, thanks.”- he replied, as he pulled himself out of the twisted cart. She said: -“Come up to my patio, rest a while, and I’ll help you get the cart up later.” The man noticed her s…

A man and his boss are playing golf... one weekend when a funeral procession goes past. The man takes off his hat and stands silently with eyes downcast. He doesn't move until the procession is out of sight. The man's boss, an elderly gentleman, approves. ""You don't often see respect like that much among you young folk these days"" he says as they resume their game. ""Well, I thought it was only right."" Replies the man. ""After all, we'd been married for ten years.""