The opposite of "Free Willy" is "Predestinationy."

My diet has slowly gone from balanced and nutritious to Augustus Gloop on the first stop of Willy Wonka's tour.

My girlfriend told me to wash my willy I said no, it was the only way for me to make her gag

I hate how Apple took away the headphone socket all willy-nilly It's like it means jack shit to them