My friend Billy... My friend Billy, Had an eight foot willy, dragged along the kitchen floor. His girl thought it was a snake, and whacked it with a rake and now it's only three foot four.

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear? Free Willy

A Guy named Billy A guy Named Billy Had a 10ft willy and took it to the neighbour next door She thought it was a snake She hit it was a rake Now its 6 foot 4 (Heard this when I was in primary school no hate :)

A pirate walks into a bar ... A pirate walks into a bar. He's got it all, a parrot on his shoulder, a pirate-y sword at his belt, an eye-patch, the whole works. And he is also carrying his boat's steering wheel in front of his private parts. The bartender shouts: ""Oi, mate, you've got a steering wheel dangling in front of your willy!"" The pirate replies: ""Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!"" (Sorry for the bad English, it's not my first language.)