Third Mother Jokes

Three mothers see a psychologist They've brought their kids with them. The psychologist says, ""It looks like you all have obsessions, and you've named your children after them."" He says to the first mother, ""You have an obsession with cars, which is why you named your daughter Mercedes"" He moves onto the second mom, ""Your obsession is money. Your child's name is Penny, which reflects that."" Finally he turns to the third mother. ""At first I was puzzled by your choice, but I realized it was…

3 Mothers attend a psychiatrist As the 3 mothers sit with their children the psychiatrist begins to make his observations. To the first woman he says, "You have an obsession with money, that is why you named your daughter Penny." To the second woman he says, "You have an obsession with alcohol, that is why you named your daughter Brandy." While this is going on the third mother begins to hurry her son out of the door, "Come on Willy we'd better get going."

4 mothers talk about how succesfull their kids are... The first one starts. "My little boy is a really succesfull doctor. He and his girlfriend will go on a 1 month vacation in Europe next week." The second mother goes: "Thats nothing. My boy is a succesfull lawyer and just bought his girlfriend a new Aston Martin." The third mother goes: " Thats still nothing, my boy is a very good banker and he bought his girlfriend a new beachhouse last month and he let her choose all the furniture with n…

The psychiatrist who diagnoses with children's names The psychiatrist was holding a group consultation with three mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions, " she told them. To the first one she said, "Your obsession is eating and you even named your child 'Candy.'" To the second she said, "Your obsession is money and you even named your child 'Penny.'" At that point, the third mother got up and taking her son by the hand said, "Let's go, Peter."