Second Mother Jokes

Wisdom of the Ancients Two girls Have reached the ripe age of 18 in the small Russian Jewish town, but there's no groom in sight. The town's rabbi sends a letter to nearest Yeshiva to send proper grooms. Yossl and Yitzi are picked for the task and are sent on a train, to meet the prospective brides. Halfway there, Yitzi turns to Yossl and says, ""Forget about this whole marriage thing. I just don't like the idea"". So he gets off at the next stop and makes his way back home. Meanwhile, Yossl car…

Two women in the one horse town of Parched Gulch had daughters, each of marriageable age. But there were no prospective husbands in town due to shootings, running off with outlaws and drunk riding. And there was no chance at all of any bridegrooms turning up. The two mothers pooled their meager resources, advertised, and sure enough, they got results: twin brothers in Cactus Corners looking for wives. The twin bridegrooms were sent for. Along the way the twins met up with outlaws. One was killed…

A psychologist addresses three mothers, telling them that he brought each of them there to reflect their life addictions. To the first mother he says, "You have an addiction to sweets, as you named your daughter Candy." To the second mother he says, "You have an addiction to gambling and money, hence your daughter is named Penny." And before the psychologist could approach the final mother, she grabs her son by the arm and says "Come on, Richard, we're leaving."

Moscow, 1978. Two mothers are bragging about their sons... "My Boria", the first mother says, "is just like young Marx! He's constantly either reading or writing!". "Ha, that's nothing", the second mother says. "My Vovka is just like young Lenin! He's constantly either in prison or in hiding!".

4 mothers talk about how succesfull their kids are... The first one starts. "My little boy is a really succesfull doctor. He and his girlfriend will go on a 1 month vacation in Europe next week." The second mother goes: "Thats nothing. My boy is a succesfull lawyer and just bought his girlfriend a new Aston Martin." The third mother goes: " Thats still nothing, my boy is a very good banker and he bought his girlfriend a new beachhouse last month and he let her choose all the furniture with n…