The psychiatrist who diagnoses with children's names
The psychiatrist was holding a group consultation with three mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions, " she told them. To the first one she said, "Your obsession is eating and you even named your child 'Candy.'" To the second she said, "Your obsession is money and you even named your child 'Penny.'" At that point, the third mother got up and taking her son by the hand said, "Let's go, Peter."