Van Gogh Jokes

Maybe Van Gogh cut his ear off because someone traveled back in time and whispered a Drake song in it.

If I owned a moving company, I'd call it 'Van Gogh.'

Van Gogh: "Dude, I saw this hella vase of sunflowers today." Gauguin: "Pics, or it didn't happen." [van gogh pulls out oil paints & easel]

Does anyone know how the lady reacted when Van Gogh gave her his ear? Was it positive? Cause I'm running out of ideas for gifts.

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: 'Monsieur, the reason I stole the paintings is I had no Monet to buy Degas To make the Van Gogh. I know I had de gaulle, but I figured I had nothing Toulouse.""

Art thief at the Louvre An art thief pulls off an impossible heist at the Louvre. He manages to steal a Monet, a Degas, and a Van Gogh. He makes it past security and out of the museum. However, he then cannot get his van to start. The police find him and arrest him. They ask him how he was able to pull of the crime but have his van be unable to start. The thief replies: ""I did not have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh""

There was a failed art theft today... the robber reportedly was foiled because he didn't have enough Monet for Degas to make the Van Gogh.

A criminal mastermind steals several pieces of art from the Louvre and gets away in his getaway van. A few blocks down the road, the van stops because it's all out of gas. What did the mastermind say to the police when they got there and asked him how his van broke down? I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

Van Gogh's girlfriend: Oh my love! Why did you cut off your ear?! Van Gogh: pardon?

Did you hear about the recent theft from the Louvre in Paris? Three paintings were stolen. The thieves took the Renoir to get the Monet to get their Van Gogh.

Van Gogh hands a wrapped up box to his girlfriend. ""Vincent, please tell me this isn't another ear."" ""What?""

I'm a traveling art collector, but not doing so well... I'm always in need of Monet to buy Degas to make the van Gogh.

Van Gogh was never good at following directions. Everything that he was told simply went in one ear and out the- oh wait a minute...

Van Gogh's girlfriend.. Van Gogh's girlfriend was overwhelmed with emotion when he cut off his ear and gave it to her. She said, ""Oh my love, why did you do it?"" Van Gogh replied, ""pardon?""

Two men robbed the Louvre in Paris. Soon after, the police found the thieves stopped in their van on the side of the road. When the thieves were asked why they had stopped, they answered: ""We did not have enough Monet to buy Degas and make the Van Gogh.""

Recently someone nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evading security, getting out, and escaping with the goods, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such a foolish error, he replied, ""I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.""

The art of joke writing A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.' I had no Monet To buy Degas To make the Van Gogh. I had De Gaulle to post this …

Art Thief An art thief pulls off an incredible heist at the Louvre. He loads a bunch of priceless paintings in the back of his van and drives off. He is about to make the perfect getaway when his van suddenly stops. The authorities nab him, and one of them asks "what happened to the van?" The thief replies: "I did not have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh"

An Art Thief is Sitting in His Driveway... He didn't have any Monet, to buy Degas, to make his Van Gogh.

Vladmir Putin learns from Obama On his official visit to Washington, DC, Obama shows Putin around the White House. Putin is very impressed by the grandiose building. He can't stop staring at the decorated ceiling and the meticulously carved walls. He asks Obama "Tell me Mr. President, how do you have such a huge house, isn't the economy in depression?" Obama takes Putin to a massive glass window, points at something and asks him "It's very simple Mr. President, do you see that bridge over th…

Art Thief A mastermind thief infiltrates The Louvre and steals several paintings. He loads them all into his van and drives off. A few blocks away, his van breaks down. When the police arrive on the scene, one of the officers asks the mastermind how something like this could happen if he was so smart. The mastermind replies with "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, missing an ear, and traveling 60mph down a highway? Van Gogh

I recently sold my art for gas money It's not much, but it makes my Van Gogh

Vincent Van Gogh, Pablo Picasso, Claude Monet, and Leonardo De Vinci are all eating at a nice restaurant when the waitress comes around with the bill. They’d all ordered the same item and had previously agreed to split the bill four ways. When they looked at the check, however, they saw that the 10% gratuity would not split evenly, so one of them would end up paying an extra $0.01. “We should have an art competition to decide,” Da Vinci said, “then we shall have our waitress decide whose piec…

What did the artist say to get his vehicle moving Van Gogh