Maybe Van Gogh cut his ear off because someone traveled back in time and whispered a Drake song in it.#Van Gogh#Drake#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Van Gogh's girlfriend: Oh my love! Why did you cut off your ear?! Van Gogh: pardon?#Van Goghs#Van Gogh#Dating#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Van Gogh hands a wrapped up box to his girlfriend. ""Vincent, please tell me this isn't another ear."" ""What?""#Van Gogh#Vincent#Dating#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm a traveling art collector, but not doing so well... I'm always in need of Monet to buy Degas to make the van Gogh.#Monet#Degas#Van Gogh#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp