Van Gogh Jokes

What type of fuel do painters prefer? Whatever makes the van gogh..

Do you know why Van Gogh got into painting Be cause he didn't have an ear for music.

Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he didn't have an ear for music.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre? Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

An art museum robber is caught when he tries to get away.... A reporter asks him what went wrong with the robbery. He answers "" I didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?,"He gave off a good Impression but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car? You can't make your van gogh.

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh? Lend me your ears

Why didn't the art thief get away? Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license? He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

An art thief gets caught after a heist, how so? Many people saw his Van Gogh from the scene of the crime.

A guy walked into a bar and saw Van Gogh sitting on a stool. "Hi, Vince," he said. "Can I get you a drink?" "No, you're okay," said Van Gogh. "I've got one 'ere." What I don't get is that women will accept a drink from you in a bar. But when I stand on my front doorstep with a can of Kestrel, see a female and ask, 'D'you want a swig?' they run away. Sean Lock

Recently, a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louver. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: (brace yourself) "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh!"