What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, missing an ear, and traveling 60mph down a highway? Van Gogh

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car? You can't make your van gogh.

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license? He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE