What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, missing an ear, and traveling 60mph down a highway? Van Gogh

What type of fuel do painters prefer? Whatever makes the van gogh..

Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he didn't have an ear for music.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre? Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.