Maybe Van Gogh cut his ear off because someone traveled back in time and whispered a Drake song in it.

If I owned a moving company, I'd call it 'Van Gogh.'

Van Gogh: "Dude, I saw this hella vase of sunflowers today." Gauguin: "Pics, or it didn't happen." [van gogh pulls out oil paints & easel]

Does anyone know how the lady reacted when Van Gogh gave her his ear? Was it positive? Cause I'm running out of ideas for gifts.