Troy Jokes

[Troy in the olden times] "WTF is that?" A wooden horse "It's not full of soldiers is it?" [from in horse] JUST TAKE IT INSIDE & HAVE A LOOK

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL" "Sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse" "Oh rad bring it in"

I'm like Helen of Troy. Not in the sense of being breathtakingly beautiful, but in the sense of pissing people off and starting wars

""GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND WE MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD FOR ANYTHING"" ""sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"" ""Oh rad, bring it in""

Hellen of troy, the face that launched a thousand ships... ...And the ass that docked them.

What's heavier: a ton of gold or a ton of feathers? The feathers. The gold's weight is measured using the Troy measurement system in which an ounce is 12 ""regular"" ounces. The more you know...

Back in Homer's time it was thought that ingesting small burrowing mammals would cure you of any injury. When the prince of Troy was shot with an arrow the doctor prescribed Paris eat a mole.

ObamaCare explained by a Chicago Plumber to Obama himself Chicago Plumber Only weeks after leaving office on January 20, 2017, former President Barack Obama discovers a leak under his sink, so he calls Troy the Plumber to come out and fix it. Troy drives to President Obama's new house, which is located in a very exclusive, gated community near Chicago, where all the residents have a net income of way more than $250,000 per year. Troy arrives and takes his tools into the house. He is led to the g…

What's heavier: 200 pounds of gold, or 200 pounds of feathers? The feathers, because 200 pounds of feathers is just 200 pounds, but 200 pounds of gold is actually ~150 pounds due to it being measured with the Troy measurement system. *The more you know*

Did you know that Helen Kellet was born near Troy, Alabama? I guess that's why they called her ... yhe little deaf girl who couldn't see neither

I was talking to my Irish mate about Brad Pitt's films, but I could not remember the name of that historical Greek film he was in..... ""Troy."" he said, suddenly. ""I am."" I replied. ""Give me a minute""

A joke from my great uncle A nun is walking through the city and hails a taxi cab. The nun gets in a cab, and after a few minutes the cabbie says "It's been a while since I've passionately kissed a woman, would you be willing to kiss me, sister?" The nun asks "Are you single and catholic? If you are there shouldn't be a problem." The man says he is, and they intensely kiss for the next 10 minutes. Afterwards the cabbie starts to feel guilty and says "sister, I must confess I'm married and a Mus…

An old group of friends go golfing... Bill, Bob, Jim and Troy are on the golf course and are discussing how well their sons have been doing in life before teeing off. Bill has to leave to go to the bathroom while the others get ready to tee off on the first hole. They start bragging about their sons.... Bob says to the guys, 'my son has been doing so well in the contsructuon business that he decided to build his best friend a brand a new house, and he gave it to him for free!' Jim says, 'oh…

A man was being charged with murdering his wife Judge: "This is a very brutal act. If you want the court to reduce your sentence, you'll need to explain the motive behind your action." Man: "She’s so dumb that I just had to kill her." Judge: "What you're saying isn't helping your case at all. If you don’t want the jury to condemn you right away, you should offer at least one mitigating explanation." The man starts talking: "It happened like this. We live in an apartment building. On the firs…

Why are there no headache pills in Troy? Cause Paracetamol