Homers Jokes

""Doctor, doctor! I think I'm going deaf."" ""Well, describe the symptoms for me."" said the Doctor. ""Alright,"" said the patient ""Well, Marge has blue hair and Homer's bald.""

The Simpsons will never run out of money. Homer's always bringing home the D'oh!

Back in Homer's time it was thought that ingesting small burrowing mammals would cure you of any injury. When the prince of Troy was shot with an arrow the doctor prescribed Paris eat a mole.

An ear doctor gets a phone call from a patient and asks him to describe the symptoms. He says, "they're yellow, Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair". [Source](http://m.imgur.com/gallery/3axkvOQ)

If someone sends you a link to download the Homer's Iliad, don't download it... It's full of trojans!!

I went to the doctors about my hearing.. I went to the doctors about my hearing and the doctors asked me "Can you describe the symptoms?" I said "Yeah, Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair"

I went to the doctors with hearing problems... He said ""Can you describe the symptoms?"" I said ""Homer's a fat guy and Marge has blue hair""

If someone sends you a link to download the Homer's Iliad don't download it...