If someone sends you a link to download the Homer's Iliad, don't download it... It's full of trojans!!#Homers0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
""Doctor, doctor! I think I'm going deaf."" ""Well, describe the symptoms for me."" said the Doctor. ""Alright,"" said the patient ""Well, Marge has blue hair and Homer's bald.""#Marge#Homers#Doctor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The Simpsons will never run out of money. Homer's always bringing home the D'oh!#Homers#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Back in Homer's time it was thought that ingesting small burrowing mammals would cure you of any injury. When the prince of Troy was shot with an arrow the doctor prescribed Paris eat a mole.#Homers#Troy#Paris#Doctor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
An ear doctor gets a phone call from a patient and asks him to describe the symptoms. He says, "they're yellow, Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair". [Source](http://m.imgur.com/gallery/3axkvOQ)#Homers#Marge#Technology#Doctor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp