Marge Jokes

I went to the doctor because my hearing problem The doctor said 'Can you describe the symptoms?' I said 'Yeah, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair'

My mate went in to the doctors the other day with a hearing problem. The Doctor said ""Can you describe the symptoms"" My mate replied "" Certainly, Homer is a big fat lazy yellow bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with blue hair""!

""Doctor, doctor! I think I'm going deaf."" ""Well, describe the symptoms for me."" said the Doctor. ""Alright,"" said the patient ""Well, Marge has blue hair and Homer's bald.""

I went to the doctor with a hearing problem He said ""Can you describe the symptoms?"" I said ""Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair""

Every Day in Florida Two elderly ladies, Phyllis and Marge, were driving to a church gathering. Phyllis was behind the wheel while Marge rode shotgun, knitting. Out of the corner of her eye, Marge thought she saw a stop sign flash by and asked herself if perhaps Phyllis had blown past it, so she paid attention as they approached another. Sure enough, Phyllis cruised through the intersection without stopping. ""Phyllis! You just ran a stop sign!"" ""Oh!"" replied Phyllis, ""Am I driving?""

CHUCKY AT THE MOVIES An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, ""Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"" The old farmer said, ""That's my pet rooster Chucky, wherever I go, Chucky goes."" ""I'm sorry sir."", said the ticket agent, ""We don't allow animals in the theater."" The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge. Th…

Marge, Tina, and Cindy had made plans to attend the premiere of Madonna'sfilm Evita. All three looked forward to the event, but at the lastminute an unforeseen emergency at work prevented Cindy from going with them.Feeling bad for Cindy's sake, the other two sniffled and wept. But Cindyconsoled them: ""Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina.""

Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. ""Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?"" ""Just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunk, he ain't gonna notice you here with me."" The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the thought of getting caught in bed with Marge, so he trusted her advice. Sure enough, Marge's husband came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers over him, he pulled the blan…

Old Farmer Went To Town To See A Movie The Ticket Agent Asked, ""sir, What's That On Your Shoulder?"" The Old Farmer Said, ""that's My Pet Rooster Chucky . Wherever I Go, Chucky Goes."" I Am Sorry Sir,"" Said The Ticket Agent . ""we Can't Allow Animals In The Theater."" The Old Farmer Went Around The Corner And Stuffed The Bird Down His Overalls . He Returned To The Booth, Bought A Ticket And Entered The Theater . He Sat Down Next To Two Old Widows Named Mildred And Marge. The Movie Started And …

A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems... A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor. "Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny chick with big blue hair."

An ear doctor gets a phone call from a patient and asks him to describe the symptoms. He says, "they're yellow, Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair". [Source](http://m.imgur.com/gallery/3axkvOQ)

So my friend had some issue with his hearing.... My friend was having some issues with his hearing, so he booked a doctor's appointment. The doctor checked him over and had a look in his ears. The doctor said "okay. So, describe the symptoms". My friend said "well, there's homer. He's the dad. And there's Marge, she's got big blue hair..."

Had a trip to the Docs I went to the doctors with hearing problems. He said “Can u describe the symptoms?” I said “Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair”

I went to the doctors about my hearing.. I went to the doctors about my hearing and the doctors asked me "Can you describe the symptoms?" I said "Yeah, Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair"

I went to the doctor as I had been suffering some hearing problems... The doctor said "Can you describe the symptoms for me?" Surprised, I replied "Homer is a big fat yellow bloke and Marge has big blue hair."

Doctor Doctor. I think I'm going deaf. Can you describe the symptoms? Yeah.....Homer's a fat bastard and Marge has blue hair.

I went to the doctors about my ears **Me:** Doctor, I have a hearing problem **Doctor:** Can you describe the symptoms **Me:** Homer is a fat, yellow bastard and Marge has blue hair

I went to the doctors with hearing problems... He said ""Can you describe the symptoms?"" I said ""Homer's a fat guy and Marge has blue hair""

I went to the doctors with hearing problems... He said "Can you describe the symptoms?" So I replied "Homers fat, and Marge has blue hair"

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is that on your shoulder?" The old farmer said, "That is my pet rooster, Chuckie. Wherever I go, Chuckie goes." "I'm sorry, Sir," said the ticket girl, "We can't allow animals in the theater. Not even a pet chicken." The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the chicken down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old emergency room nurses named Mildre…