Theater The Jokes

You should never yell ""Fire!"" in a crowded theater The gunman will shoot when he's ready, it isn't polite to rush him

Smart Old Man An old guy approaches the window of the movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, ""Well, my pet chicken, of course!"" ""I'm sorry,"" The girl tells him. ""We can't allow animals in the theater."" The guy goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his pants. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the theater, the chicken starts to get hot and begins…

CHUCKY AT THE MOVIES An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, ""Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"" The old farmer said, ""That's my pet rooster Chucky, wherever I go, Chucky goes."" ""I'm sorry sir."", said the ticket agent, ""We don't allow animals in the theater."" The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge. Th…