😄 Marge, Tina, and Cindy had made plans to attend the premiere of Madonna'sfilm Evita. All three looke...

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Marge, Tina, and Cindy had made plans to attend the premiere of Madonna'sfilm Evita. All three looked forward to the event, but at the lastminute an unforeseen emergency at work prevented Cindy from going with them.Feeling bad for Cindy's sake, the other two sniffled and wept. But Cindyconsoled them: ""Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina.""

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