My mate went in to the doctors the other day with a hearing problem. The Doctor said ""Can you describe the symptoms"" My mate replied "" Certainly, Homer is a big fat lazy yellow bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with blue hair""!

A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems... A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor. "Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny chick with big blue hair."

I went to the doctor as I had been suffering some hearing problems... The doctor said "Can you describe the symptoms for me?" Surprised, I replied "Homer is a big fat yellow bloke and Marge has big blue hair."

I went to the doctors about my ears **Me:** Doctor, I have a hearing problem **Doctor:** Can you describe the symptoms **Me:** Homer is a fat, yellow bastard and Marge has blue hair