Old Farmer Went To Town To See A Movie The Ticket Agent Asked, ""sir, What's That On Your Shoulder?"" The Old Farmer Said, ""that's My Pet Rooster Chucky . Wherever I Go, Chucky Goes."" I Am Sorry Sir,"" Said The Ticket Agent . ""we Can't Allow Animals In The Theater."" The Old Farmer Went Around The Corner And Stuffed The Bird Down His Overalls . He Returned To The Booth, Bought A Ticket And Entered The Theater . He Sat Down Next To Two Old Widows Named Mildred And Marge. The Movie Started And The Rooster Began To Squirm . The Old Farmer Unbuttoned His Fly So Chucky Could Stick His Head Out And Watch The Movie . ""Marge,"" Whispered Mildred . ""What?"" Said Marge ""I Think The Guy Next To Me Is A Pervert."" ""What Makes You Think So?"" Asked Marge . ""He Undid His Pants And He Has His Thing Out,"" Whispered Mildred . ""Well, Don't Worry A Bout It,"" Said Marge. "" At Our Age We've Seen 'em All"" ""I Thought So Too,"" Said Mildred, But This One's Eatin My Popcorn!""