Old Farmer Went To Town To See A Movie The Ticket Agent Asked, ""sir, What's That On Your Shoulder?"" The Old Farmer Said, ""that's My Pet Rooster Chucky . Wherever I Go, Chucky Goes."" I Am Sorry Sir,"" Said The Ticket Agent . ""we Can't Allow Animals In The Theater."" The Old Farmer Went Around The Corner And Stuffed The Bird Down His Overalls . He Returned To The Booth, Bought A Ticket And Entered The Theater . He Sat Down Next To Two Old Widows Named Mildred And Marge. The Movie Started And …