An ear doctor gets a phone call from a patient and asks him to describe the symptoms. He says, "they're yellow, Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair". [Source](http://m.imgur.com/gallery/3axkvOQ)

I went to the doctor because my hearing problem The doctor said 'Can you describe the symptoms?' I said 'Yeah, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair'

My mate went in to the doctors the other day with a hearing problem. The Doctor said ""Can you describe the symptoms"" My mate replied "" Certainly, Homer is a big fat lazy yellow bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with blue hair""!

I went to the doctor with a hearing problem He said ""Can you describe the symptoms?"" I said ""Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair""