Helen Jokes

Helen Hunt but only when Helen hungry.

I'm like Helen of Troy. Not in the sense of being breathtakingly beautiful, but in the sense of pissing people off and starting wars

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her? (offensive) You should try blind dating.

Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if you were named Auuurraaagggghhh!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run too if your name was ""Raaawwwrgggah"".

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her? They leave the plunger in the toilet.

Helen Keller What was Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Wash her hand out with soap. ... rearranged the furniture. ... put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad? Are you kidding? She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like?

What was Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her? Glue doorknobs to the walls.

Ever read Helen Keller's book? No? Neither did she.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture in the room

Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was auhmonahahha

Why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? You would too if your name was MMMHHHUUHH

Two women are standing on a bridge... ...one says, ""You know what, Helen, I've always wanted to pee off this bridge just like men do."" The other woman says, ""Go ahead there isn't anyone around."" So she goes over, drops her pants, sticks her ass over the edge and says, ""Come here I'm gonna pee into that canoe."" The other woman walks over and says, ""That isn't a canoe, that's your reflection.""

What did Helen Keller's mom say would happen if she didn't stop fingering herself? She'd start talking dirty.

One milli-Helen: The amount of beauty required to launch a single ship.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Put a plunger in the toilet

Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would to if ur name was arrghhvjvjvkkrhvy

Helen Keller's two favorite colors Corduroy and velcro

Helen Keller joke thread anyone? Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? You would too if your name was WHHAARRFFUUURRRRGGGGRRRSSSHHHAAAAALLLLLLOOOPPPPMMMNNN!!!!!

A few Helen Keller jokes. Feel free to add your own! 1. ""Did you know Helen Keller had a really fancy doll house?"" ""Neither did she. 2. ""Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?"" ""You would too if your name was BALLRUGEKLHEBSKLH!"" 3. ""How do you punish Helen Keller?"" ""Rearrange the furniture and keep a plunger in the toilet.""

Shore Leave Late one night, an internist receives a call from an unknown number. Remembering his oath, he answers and finds an old raspy woman on the line, the Madame of the local bordello, who begs him to help. Down at the wharf he finds the Madame completely confused and scared pointing at her girls who are all visibly ill. Examining the first girl he finds her dizzy and nauseous, but none the worse for wear. The second is similar, though she seemed a bit dehydrated. A third however was extrem…

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