Kellers Jokes

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her? (offensive) You should try blind dating.

Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if you were named Auuurraaagggghhh!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run too if your name was ""Raaawwwrgggah"".

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her? They leave the plunger in the toilet.

Helen Keller What was Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Wash her hand out with soap. ... rearranged the furniture. ... put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

What was Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her? Glue doorknobs to the walls.

Ever read Helen Keller's book? No? Neither did she.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture in the room

Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was auhmonahahha

Why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? You would too if your name was MMMHHHUUHH

What did Helen Keller's mom say would happen if she didn't stop fingering herself? She'd start talking dirty.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Put a plunger in the toilet

Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would to if ur name was arrghhvjvjvkkrhvy

Helen Keller's two favorite colors Corduroy and velcro

Helen Keller joke thread anyone? Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? You would too if your name was WHHAARRFFUUURRRRGGGGRRRSSSHHHAAAAALLLLLLOOOPPPPMMMNNN!!!!!

A few Helen Keller jokes. Feel free to add your own! 1. ""Did you know Helen Keller had a really fancy doll house?"" ""Neither did she. 2. ""Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?"" ""You would too if your name was BALLRUGEKLHEBSKLH!"" 3. ""How do you punish Helen Keller?"" ""Rearrange the furniture and keep a plunger in the toilet.""

Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was ""GWWAAAANNNEEEHHHAARRRR""

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her? She left a plunger in the toilet

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the living room furniture.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? I would too if my name was NUYHAIMONBARG

Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? Wouldn't you if your name was Hhuuuurrrnnnnggg.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was ""adkwodrtrgfvnfif""

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if your name was Mweauuuuuaoooeeo