A few Helen Keller jokes. Feel free to add your own! 1. ""Did you know Helen Keller had a really fancy doll house?"" ""Neither did she. 2. ""Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?"" ""You would too if your name was BALLRUGEKLHEBSKLH!"" 3. ""How do you punish Helen Keller?"" ""Rearrange the furniture and keep a plunger in the toilet.""