Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand? So she could moan with the other XD#Helen Keller#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ""HERGGEHRHEHAIOUIGSGEG!""#Helen Keller#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
So Helen Keller walks into a bar Then she walks into a table. Then she walks into a lamp. Then she walks into the wa- ok, you get the idea.#Helen Keller#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Do you guys remember Helen Keller jokes? What's your favorite one? I'll go. Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's a woman.#Helen Keller#Driving0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she. Do you know what her dogs name was? (insert Wookie noise) Do you know why her dog ran away? You would to if your name was (insert Wookie noise).#Helen Keller#Animals0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hanging out with Helen Keller always made me feel like such a hipster. She'd never heard of any of the bands I like.#Helen Keller#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans? So people can read her lips.#Helen Keller#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Helen Keller was blind and deaf. She would still lip sync better than Mariah Carey.#Helen Keller#Mariah Carey#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How did Helen Keller break her arms? She tried to read a road sign going 45mph#Helen Keller#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you know Helen Keller lived in a haunted house? Neither did she.#Helen Keller#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Helen Keller walks into a bar Then into a chair Then into a table#Helen Keller#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Have you heard of Helen Keller? it is okay my fellow redditor, neither has she!#Helen Keller#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Helen Keller walks into a bar.... And then a table. And then a chair. Another table....#Helen Keller#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Helen Keller walks into a bar and a table. And some chairs.#Helen Keller#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Helen Keller walks in to a bar.... Then a table... Then a chair#Helen Keller#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table... And then some chairs... And then a plate Glass window...#Helen Keller#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes? She was running out of things to read.#Helen Keller#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Helen Keller walks into a bar.... And a table.....then some chairs...#Helen Keller#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She caused frequent blue-screens and IRQ time-out errors.#Helen Keller#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why would Helen Keller be a terrible driver? She's dead.#Helen Keller#Driving#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning? She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.#Helen Keller#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Man, Helen Keller would have been fun to party with. She's always blacked out.#Helen Keller#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Helen Keller call her dog? <smashes keyboard>#Helen Keller#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp