Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she's dead.#Helen Keller#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Helen keller sets down a cheese grader and says... That was the most violent book i've ever read#Helen Keller0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How did Helen Keller break her arm? You try reading a stop sign at 60 miles an hour.#Helen Keller#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Sing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"... Helen Keller went to town, A-ridin' on a pony, Stuck a feather in her hat and called it "Hunngunnggunufffungg"#Helen Keller0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow? Nothing, she was wearing mittens.#Helen Keller#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
my dad told me this one Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table , then a chair#Helen Keller#Parents#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? Because she was a woman#Helen Keller#Driving#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
got removed from r/showerthoughts but... Helen Keller really only knew a hand-full of words...#Helen Keller0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How did Helen Keller burn her fingertips? She was trying to read the waffle iron.#Helen Keller#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A flashbang would be completely ineffective against Helen Keller. Because she's dead.#Helen Keller#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set in her back yard? Neither did she.#Helen Keller#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell down a well? Neither did she.#Helen Keller#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as... ""The most violent book I have ever read""#Helen Keller0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity? Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.#Helen Keller#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why is helen keller a bad driver? Because she's dead#Helen Keller#Driving#Dark Humor#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell into a ditch She screamed until she was blue in the hand.#Helen Keller0🔗 ShareWhatsApp