Why did Helen Keller scream? Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.#Helen Keller#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You tell her to read a basketball.#Helen Keller#Sports#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
(OC) What do you call Helen Keller punching someone? Senseless violence.#Helen Keller#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you know Helen Keller had a swing in her backyard? Neither did she.#Helen Keller#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver? Because she's dead.#Helen Keller#Driving#Dark Humor#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand? Because she used the other to sing#Helen Keller#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone? Because she's dead.#Helen Keller#Dark Humor#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Helen Keller try lsd? Because she was told it makes you see things!#Helen Keller#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How did Helen Keller get punished? Her mom rearranged the living room#Helen Keller#Parents#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Helen Keller fire her maid? Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling#Helen Keller#Jackie Martling#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How did Helen Keller burn her face? She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.#Helen Keller#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Would you like to hear a Helen Keller joke? I'm sure she would, too.#Helen Keller#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why couldn't Helen Keller vote? She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.#Helen Keller#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff? She was wearing mittens#Helen Keller#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged? Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.#Helen Keller#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? because she was a woman!#Helen Keller#Driving#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How did Helen Keller break her arm? She broke it trying to read the road signs.#Helen Keller#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater? That was the most violent book I've ever read.#Helen Keller#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp