Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? No, and neither did she.#Helen Keller#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? She didn't know either#Helen Keller#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A patriotic Helen Keller song... ""Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it 'Maughhghariianoo oohhghhoo onooa oooaughhahg'.""#Helen Keller0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why would Helen Keller be a horrible driver? Because she's dead.#Helen Keller#Driving#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A dog, a blonde, a rabbi, a priest, a nun, Helen Keller, a black guy, and a horse walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""what's this, some kind of joke?""#Helen Keller#Animals#Religion#Blonde+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Kate Keller is not a good mother. After learning that her daughter, Helen Keller, got turned down by a boy, she asks: ""Are you seeing someone?""#Kate Keller#Helen Keller#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman#Helen Keller#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
One time, Helen Keller fell down a well She screamed her hands off#Helen Keller#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? 'cause she's a woman!#Helen Keller#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why does Helen Keller have trouble driving She's dead.#Helen Keller#Driving#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why was Helen Keller such a terrible driver? Because she was a woman.#Helen Keller#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.#Helen Keller#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a kid my mom always told me to be loud like Helen Keller. I never thought of the fact that she was blind, deaf, and dumb.#Helen Keller#Kids#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date!#Helen Keller#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Helen Keller walks into a bar... Don't laugh! You would too if you couldn't see or hear.#Helen Keller#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
So Helen Keller walks into a bar . . . . . . then she walks into a table, she knocks over a lamp, barks her shins on the ottoman, spills a drink . . . it's fine I'll show myself out.#Helen Keller#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Wrote this while waiting for a burrito in 2009 What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony? One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.#Helen Keller#Susan B Anthony0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Helen Keller just found out about LSD. She thinks it'll make her see things.#Helen Keller#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Yankee Doodle can use other names too Helen Keller went to town while riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it 'UGLABERPL' Adolf Hitler went to town while riding on a pony, when someone stuck a feather in his hat, he threw it on the ground and screamed 'NIEN!'#Helen Keller#Adolf Hitler0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff? Because she was wearing mittens.#Helen Keller#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp