Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand? So she could moan with the other XD

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ""HERGGEHRHEHAIOUIGSGEG!""

Hanging out with Helen Keller always made me feel like such a hipster. She'd never heard of any of the bands I like.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans? So people can read her lips.