Two women are standing on a bridge... ...one says, ""You know what, Helen, I've always wanted to pee off this bridge just like men do."" The other woman says, ""Go ahead there isn't anyone around."" So she goes over, drops her pants, sticks her ass over the edge and says, ""Come here I'm gonna pee into that canoe."" The other woman walks over and says, ""That isn't a canoe, that's your reflection.""