Helen Jokes

What's red, white, and full of holes? Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!

Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was bblamdiffergmunmnumblldpbdb.

Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog is also blind

Two women got chatting in the street. One said: "I've had a terrible time of it lately, Maureen. My sister Joan committed suicide last month, because she had run up terrible debts on her credit card." "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, Helen," said the other. "A friend of mine was very depressed, too. He owed $1,000 to a loan shark, and his family were going to be thrown out on to the street the following day. He was so distraught he drove to the edge of a cliff and parked there, his head resting on t…

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap! "Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!" "We…