Hector Jokes

Working from home.... Just came up with this today: Hector and Luis are neighbors. One day, Hector looks out the window to see Luis working on his lawn. Hector yells ""Hey Luis, are you working from home today?""

Three men are stranded in the desert... Survivors of a plane crash, the three men walk aimlessly in the hopes of finding the rest of humanity. Three days pass before they stumble on a door lying flat down in the sand next to a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp, a genie flies out and introduces itself. ""My name is Hector, and I'm going to be your salvation. This door will be my assistant!"", explained the genie. ""Simply jump over this door, and shout whatever you'd like to magically transform into in…

A man was being charged with murdering his wife Judge: "This is a very brutal act. If you want the court to reduce your sentence, you'll need to explain the motive behind your action." Man: "She’s so dumb that I just had to kill her." Judge: "What you're saying isn't helping your case at all. If you don’t want the jury to condemn you right away, you should offer at least one mitigating explanation." The man starts talking: "It happened like this. We live in an apartment building. On the firs…