A man was being charged with murdering his wife
Judge: "This is a very brutal act. If you want the court to reduce your sentence, you'll need to explain the motive behind your action."
Man: "She’s so dumb that I just had to kill her."
Judge: "What you're saying isn't helping your case at all. If you don’t want the jury to condemn you right away, you should offer at least one mitigating explanation."
The man starts talking: "It happened like this. We live in an apartment building. On the firs…