Third Friend Jokes

Three young friends, seeking a fortune, adventure together to Egypt where a new pyramid has been discovered Upon arriving at the pyramid, they are immediately told to leave as the site has already been excavated. The friends, not willing to concede, look for a different way in and find an entrance never before used. It is through this entrance that they find a secret passage way, one that is made at first to look like a dead end but is truly a turn in the hallway. They venture around this turn a…

3 guys go skiing... 3 guys go on a snow trip, 2 of the guys are veteran skiers while their 3rd friend is new to the experience. After a long day on the slopes, they decide to call it a day. They head back to their hotel room, they will all be sharing the same bed tonight. The two experienced skiers sleep on the outsides leaving the inexperienced friend to sleep in the middle. They all wake up the next morning, and to the more experienced friends surprise they seemed to have had the same dream. O…

Three friends have to go to the bathroom Three friends were eating at a restaurant. Suddenly all three of them have to go to the bathroom. They ask a waitress where the bathroom is and she says ""Oh, we have three brand new toilets! One is made of steel, one is made of wood, and one sings. They're right over there!"" The three friends pick one toilet at random, do their business, pay and leave. The next day the friends are at the restaurant again and one friend says ""If you guys have to go to t…

The tale of three friends There were once three friends who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the friends reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across.. However, these friends were learned in the magical arts, and so the first friend waved his broken wand and made a potato. You see, that friend was kind of stupid. So the nerdy girl, after correcting her friend on the good way cast the spell, took out her wand with attitude and made a b…

Three friends are having lunch in a cafe when... ...a couple walks into an abandoned building across the street, and they come out with a child. The first friend, a biologist, notes, ""They've reproduced."" The second friend, a statistician, remarks, ""No, don't you get it? There's 2.5 people going each way."" The third friend, a mathematician, corrects, ""You're both silly. It's blindingly simple! If someone walks in now, the building will be empty.""

Three friends were programming... The first friend said ""Hey, i'm going to Apple's dev conference."" The second friend said to the third friend ""Are you going to Apple's dev conference with him?"" and the third friend said ""Yeah, Algorithm.""

Three men are in the desert when their jeep breaks down... They decided to split up to find some help. One of the lads, Jack, says ""I'm taking the radiator since it has water in it."" Another, Mike, says ""I'll take a hub cap, for shade."" They see their third friend, Greg, taking the door off. ""What in the hell are you doing, Greg?"" ""Well if it gets too hot, *I can always roll the window down*""

A guy gets married and his friends prank his honeymoon When the guy gets back home he confronts his friends. He tells the first friend, a carpenter, that it was pretty funny sawing the legs of the bed so it would break. He told his other friend, a plumber, that it was pretty funny reversing the hot and cold faucets. He told the third friend, a dentist, ""you, however, are a son of a bitch for putting novocaine in the KY!""

Three friends were on a desert island. They were Roger, a married man, Carl, a famous athlete, and Stevie, the third friend usually alone. One day, while working on their survival, they came across a brass lamp on the ground. They each took turns cleaning it, when all of the sudden a genie came out! All three were startled by the billowing form of the genie hovering over them, and watched in awe. The genie spoke, saying ""I have been asleep for ten thousand years. Who awoke me?"" Roger said, ""W…

Three friends were on a deserted island... ...when they found a brass lamp. One of them rubbed the lamp, and a genie appeared. ""You have freed me, and for that I can grant you each one wish."" The first friend was really hungry, so he asked the genie to send him to an iHop. The genie snapped his fingers, and he was sent there. The second friend missed his family, so he asked the genie to send him back. The genie snapped his fingers, and the man was sent home. The third friend was quiet. The gen…

Three friends die and go to heaven *Edited for spelling* [The names of the friends are interchangeable, try using your own friends' names for added humor] Three friends die and go to heaven. When they reach the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greets them, giving them the usual speel that everyone gets when they're about to enter, and as they are walking in he says " By the way, I almost forgot the new rule. Whatever you do, don't step on a duck." The three friends think this is an odd rule, but they…

Three friends are lost in the woods... As they try to find their way out, they chance upon a beautiful house and farm. Puzzled by this house in the middle of nowhere, they decide to look inside one of the windows to see if they can get any idea of what's going on. Upon looking in, they see an old man with his eighteen young, beautiful daughters. They decide that it is at least nothing paranormal, and decide to ask for shelter for the night. So they knock on the door. Almost immediately, it open…

3 friends die and go to heaven... Three friends are on a road trip and crash a die. At the gates of St. Peter the first on is called up by St. Peter. St. Peter tell the first friend, John, "You cheated on your wife 12 times?" John admits this. "John is then handed keys to a Honda." John asks Peter what they keys are for and he replies "to get around heaven. You see, heaven is big and vast. You need something to get around. Everyone gets a mode of transportation fitting to the infidelity they co…

Three friends die and go to heaven... When they get to the gate saint peter says, "Hi, welcome to heaven. You're going to have a great time. We only have one rule in heaven, and that is to never, ever, no matter what, step on a duck." "Ducks?" "Yes, if you do, you will receive a terrible punishment. You may enter." So the friends enter heaven, and much to their suprise, there are ducks everywhere. Every square yard there were probably 2 ducks. The first friend takes the warning lightly and …

The true definition of "savoir faire" Three French gentleman are discussing the true definition of "savoir faire" "Mes amis, let me tell you the meaning of 'savoir faire': a husband comes home early, walks into the bedroom and discovers his wife in bed with another man - Pierre - in the middle of ze act. He does not react, but with great dignity walks out of the room and closes the door. THAT, mes amis, is 'savoir faire'!" "Non non non!" says the second, "that is NOT 'savoir faire'! It is whe…

Bob dies and his 3 close friends meet at a bar. They meet to discuss what to do with Bob's ashes. The first friend says "Bob and I used to hike a lot so I think we should scatter his ashes in the mountains." The second friend says "Well Bob and I used to spend weekends fishing. I think we should put the ashes in his favourite lake." Finally his third friend says "What you guys didn't know is that Bob and I were gay lovers. I want to take Bob's ashes and put them into my homemade chilli so I…

Three friends die and go to heaven (Change the names in this if you want to) Three friends die and go to heaven. When they reach the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greets them, giving them the usual spiel that everyone gets when they're about to enter, and as they are walking in he says " By the way, I almost forgot the new rule. Whatever you do, don't step on a duck." The three friends think this is an odd rule, but they agree to it and step in. The second they enter they realize that the final ru…

Three childhood friends sign up for the army And it's their first day, time for assignments. The drill Sergeant asks the first one. "WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?" "I like to go sailing!" he replied. "OK, YOU ARE NOW IN CHARGE OF BOATS!" The second friend stood up for his turn, and was asked the same question. "I like to fly..." "OK YOU ARE NOW IN CHARGE OF OUR PLANES!" The third friend came up and was once again asked what he liked to do. However, he had a stutter so all he could say was "I-…