Three young friends, seeking a fortune, adventure together to Egypt where a new pyramid has been discovered Upon arriving at the pyramid, they are immediately told to leave as the site has already been excavated. The friends, not willing to concede, look for a different way in and find an entrance never before used. It is through this entrance that they find a secret passage way, one that is made at first to look like a dead end but is truly a turn in the hallway. They venture around this turn a…

The tale of three friends There were once three friends who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the friends reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across.. However, these friends were learned in the magical arts, and so the first friend waved his broken wand and made a potato. You see, that friend was kind of stupid. So the nerdy girl, after correcting her friend on the good way cast the spell, took out her wand with attitude and made a b…

Three friends are having lunch in a cafe when... ...a couple walks into an abandoned building across the street, and they come out with a child. The first friend, a biologist, notes, ""They've reproduced."" The second friend, a statistician, remarks, ""No, don't you get it? There's 2.5 people going each way."" The third friend, a mathematician, corrects, ""You're both silly. It's blindingly simple! If someone walks in now, the building will be empty.""

Three friends were on a deserted island... ...when they found a brass lamp. One of them rubbed the lamp, and a genie appeared. ""You have freed me, and for that I can grant you each one wish."" The first friend was really hungry, so he asked the genie to send him to an iHop. The genie snapped his fingers, and he was sent there. The second friend missed his family, so he asked the genie to send him back. The genie snapped his fingers, and the man was sent home. The third friend was quiet. The gen…