Three young friends, seeking a fortune, adventure together to Egypt where a new pyramid has been discovered Upon arriving at the pyramid, they are immediately told to leave as the site has already been excavated. The friends, not willing to concede, look for a different way in and find an entrance never before used. It is through this entrance that they find a secret passage way, one that is made at first to look like a dead end but is truly a turn in the hallway. They venture around this turn a…

Three friends have to go to the bathroom Three friends were eating at a restaurant. Suddenly all three of them have to go to the bathroom. They ask a waitress where the bathroom is and she says ""Oh, we have three brand new toilets! One is made of steel, one is made of wood, and one sings. They're right over there!"" The three friends pick one toilet at random, do their business, pay and leave. The next day the friends are at the restaurant again and one friend says ""If you guys have to go to t…

The tale of three friends There were once three friends who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the friends reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across.. However, these friends were learned in the magical arts, and so the first friend waved his broken wand and made a potato. You see, that friend was kind of stupid. So the nerdy girl, after correcting her friend on the good way cast the spell, took out her wand with attitude and made a b…

Three friends are having lunch in a cafe when... ...a couple walks into an abandoned building across the street, and they come out with a child. The first friend, a biologist, notes, ""They've reproduced."" The second friend, a statistician, remarks, ""No, don't you get it? There's 2.5 people going each way."" The third friend, a mathematician, corrects, ""You're both silly. It's blindingly simple! If someone walks in now, the building will be empty.""