Toby Jokes

Slave and Master A slave is working out on the cotton plantation one hot day and the master approached him. ""Say, Toby, I'm gonna use the outhouse, so I expect to see at least another barrel filled with cotton befo' I get back,""the master said. ""Yessuh, massa,"" Toby replied. So the master went to the outhouse and as he sat down a copperhead come up and bite him in the butt. The master yelled like a banshee. The yell alarmed Toby, who ran to the outhouse to see the master writhing in pain wit…

Teacher gave the second grade the homework to, ""dream big."" The next day, Toby recited, ""I want to be a computer genius like Riley Poole, and hack things and be a millionaire."" The class gasped in awe. Tammy followed. ""I want to save lives like Captain Sully, and be a hero."" Everyone cheered. Jenna, the blonde, said, ""I want to be like the waitress at the soda shop and serve people."" Teacher looked at Jenna, the blonde, in stupor while the class laughed and ridiculed her. A bawdier child…

What do you call a Black Guy surrounded by 5 White Guys? Toby

Why was Kunta Kinte such a renowned philosopher? He pondered the question ""Toby, or not Toby?""

Edward and Tobias A farmer had a decent racing horse that one day had twins. He called the twins Edward and Tobias. The colts were incredibly healthy and competitive, from a young age they would run together. Whenever the farmer would lay out some new hay or corn feed, the two colts would race, pushing each other as hard as they could to see who would win. Tobias always won, but it was always a close race. The farmer, noticing how competitive they were, decided to enter them in a racing competit…

3 friends die and go to heaven... Three friends are on a road trip and crash a die. At the gates of St. Peter the first on is called up by St. Peter. St. Peter tell the first friend, John, "You cheated on your wife 12 times?" John admits this. "John is then handed keys to a Honda." John asks Peter what they keys are for and he replies "to get around heaven. You see, heaven is big and vast. You need something to get around. Everyone gets a mode of transportation fitting to the infidelity they co…

The joke I came up with as a 5 year old I like telling this story whenever I feel like it, for some reason I thought this short joke was super funny when I was 5, I'm 35 now. Here is goes: Toby wanted to send a letter to Mike, he carefully put it into an envelope, stamped it and walked to the nearest post box to drop it off, when he arrived there, he saw Mike and was so excited, he told him that he had a letter for him, that he'd send him, and then dropped it in front of Mike into the box and…

What do you call a bee with a toe? "Toby"

Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet? Toby or not Toby