Bob dies and his 3 close friends meet at a bar. They meet to discuss what to do with Bob's ashes. The first friend says "Bob and I used to hike a lot so I think we should scatter his ashes in the mountains." The second friend says "Well Bob and I used to spend weekends fishing. I think we should put the ashes in his favourite lake." Finally his third friend says "What you guys didn't know is that Bob and I were gay lovers. I want to take Bob's ashes and put them into my homemade chilli so I can feel him tear through my ass one more time."