Joe Bamboozle knows everybody (long)
Ed and his friend Joe Bamboozle were walking along. They're passing by the signs for the big Taylor Swift concert.
Ed says that he would have loved to get a ticket to the show, but the very worst seat was way out of his price range.
Joe Bamboozle said "Oh, hey, no problem. I know Tay. Give me a minute." JB gets on his phone, talks for a few minutes. He says to Ed, "No sweat. We got tickets for tonight."
Ed's thinking "Bullshit. At best, obstructed.…