Taylor Swift seems like one of those chicks who thinks it's cute to put her bare feet on the dashboard of a car when riding shotgun.

mom: Why are your eyes red? Are you high!? [flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over] me: Yes

me: Go back! uber driver: Did I miss the turn? me [already in the front seat trying to find the station that was playing Taylor Swift]

The pope is on a tour of the United States The tour follows a simple routine: he shows up in a city, addresses an adoring multitude, and then hits the road for the next city. After just a few stops it starts to get pretty monotonous. After all, one adoring multitude starts to look much like another after a few days on the road. The pope is bored in the backseat of his limo, cruising down the highway on the way to his next appearance, when a wicked idea strikes him. He leans forward and says to…